saw a couple laughing on their balcony. every time the laughter died down one of them would say smthng else & they'd start all over again. made me realise what i've been looking for all along is probably much simpler than i thought

— sammm ☆ (@onlysammms) June 5, 2026

just saw a man walk by a mallard and excitedly say “that one had a bright green head, did you see it?!?!??” and it’s like RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— a northern flicker with “issues” (@patchworkfemme) June 9, 2026

Three year old came up with the hilarious bit of singing “ I love my daddy/I love my mommy” to the tune of Hello My Baby Hello My Darling all on his own and we’ve never been so proud in our lives

— Jane Dashley (@JaneDashley) June 15, 2026

quit my job today and a sales guy out of Germany sent me an incredibly heartfelt slack thanking me for teaching him the phrase “does a bear shit in the woods” when responding to something that is an obvious yes 😭

— kelsey sutton (@kelseytsutton) June 18, 2026

Listened to Our House (Joni Mitchell featured demo version) this morning and just started crying while trimming green onions from the grocery store like yeah life used to be so hard now everything is easy. Plus I have two cats like in the song pic.twitter.com/NXbUoPfzDR

— eliza (@elizamclamb) June 22, 2026

We’ve done pretty good job of not buying every single thing but when a beach vendor was selling bracelets and my daughter said “no gracias” he said “I have that” and I couldn’t resist. pic.twitter.com/nAktKhqw77

— barbarism critic (@barbarismcrit) June 22, 2026

my wife and i both fell asleep during our four year old’s afternoon “quiet time” during which he consumed unsupervised approximately eighty dollars worth of farmers market berries 👍🏻

— michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith (@mgoldsm) June 21, 2026

I absentmindedly put shoes on his usual shoe rack sleeping spot, and he just kind of pathetically arranged himself on top of them lmao pic.twitter.com/lG9Nqr65zh

— ⚔ twitchy lesbian boy ⚔ (@violet_octopi) June 23, 2026

had to buy my baby some new summer footwear yesterday and i found the sandals he was wearing this time last year. excuse me while i sob. pic.twitter.com/UJrnD2h2vj

— swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 (@potatoslav) June 25, 2026